Brick Township Bans New Roosters, and I Had No Idea Jersey Had a Rooster Problem
Crowing is Brick's second-biggest complaint, according to the township. The roosters already there get to stay. New ones don't.
Quick question: how loud does one bird have to be before an entire town ranks him?
Because Brick Township just banned new roosters, and the township says crowing is its second-biggest complaint. Second. Out of every single thing a Jersey town can get mad about.
This bird is a contender.
Think about who he had to beat. Every leaf blower. Every car alarm. Every guy who practices drums in his garage with the door open. A chicken walked into that field and medaled. I picture him on a tiny podium, silver medal around his neck, crowing at the medal. Now he's training for gold. He's doing sprints in the yard. He hired a goose as a coach.
